today my friends were telling me ‘don’t fucking get coke for that guy’#i guess im that person now
herschel bookbags cost a hundred dollars???!!????? WHAT
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
i thought it was bc she was taking all the blanket#and now he's cold
i keep telling myself im a good person but the more i think about it the more i know that i’m not a good person. almost everything i do is a means to my own selfish ends#cry #i wanna be a good person
um epiphany?!?!?!?! im no good at intimacy!! is that why everything is painful?!?? i cant handle
my nose kept running in class today and i didnt have any tissue so i used my sleeve and i could feel so many eyes staring at me. it was embarrassing but i didnt have any other choice! where else could i wipe my nose! like u guys want me to wipe it on ur ass u fuckers!!??!!!!
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im good at pen twirling.. if i were allowed to eat one food for the rest of my life it would be pizza or ramen, i almost passed out in the shower yesterday, my favorite month is december.. and… i’m lefthanded
perfect human radley#deadbeatrad