mollymaeve: A blonde was watching the news and hears that two Brazilian men died in a plane crash. She cried and asked “Oh my gosh, how many is a brazilian?!”
When somebody on Tumblr says, "Omg I can't even!"
beautifulbrokendisaster: YOU CAN’T EVEN WHAT? FINISH THE GODDAMN SENTENCE!
i tried baking cookies today so that i can contribute something for dinner and it took me 5 hours to bake 10 cookies. i dont even like cookies.
off to flunk my orgo exam... woohoo