im on the train sitting at the end and this 40yo negro (yes, this description is completely necessary) sits right across from me. and im staring out the window for a while because i don’t like making eye contact. then i shift my view and in my peripherals i see his DICK OUT OF NOWHERE.
it was a disgusting aids infested herpes molested alien life force
this bitch was trying to play it cool. he had one of those string bookbags trying to cover it and then he spreads his legs and that shit pops out like a jack-in-a-box.