January 2012
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am i annoying you with my friendship :’(
December 2011
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haha i love eugoogoolizer for DITCHING ME LAST MINUTE TO GET AWAY FROM ME. hahaha youre the best, baby!
kohthefacestealer:
Lily Excuses
I can’t go, there are guys in my house fixing a window (for 5 hours)
I can’t go, my mom needs me to pick her up…wait nevermind i found money…I mean my mom doesn’t need me anymore…
Lily: *picks up phone* Hello? Me: Lily where are you? Did you just wake up? Lily: Yes… Me: *hangs up*
HAHAHA i was NOT taking it in my meaty vagina you sickos
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i used to be all ‘oh my god. jesus christ you do what’ when people post about fapping
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i don’t have enough fingers to count the number of people who are into hentai
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from now on, my immediate answer to ‘what are you doing’ will be ‘masturbating’
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i fucking love Arrested Development
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eugoogoolizer: : i dont wanna sound so racist
eugoogoolizer: ugh no not this one. i hate black parties. you have a white party?
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i bet stabbing my thigh wouldnt hurt
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Watch
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whitney’s voice used to be sooooo gorgeous...
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what people do after fapping is what i do after eating. i’d be so into whatever i’m watching but once i’m done eating i’m done watching, i don’t even wanna finish
pugsexual:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
im gonna do that tumblr accent thingy because it’s a wednesday night and i have zero productive things i want to be doing send some asks i’ll answer
po-po-po-po ke mon
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