January 2012
“Umm sweetie your like 12, why are you even on the internet.”
– 13 year olds (via vietnamization)
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i had a dream i went on a date with myself
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dear JULIA,
ugh sorry for the late photo pen pal again! :’( sequins are so hot on you, cant look away :D (no homo.. okay a little homo :*) i put on this shirt 4 u because it has a puppy on it and who doesnt like dogs?? (plz tell me you like dogs) o and also i was humped by one the other day.. not the best time
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what’s the quickest way to kill ‘why you no’ people
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easy, breezy, burn your house down
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dear JULIA,
sorry for the late photo pen pal :’( here is a paper rose with a starbucks straw as a stem i made 4 you bby~ :D o and i drew a sun on the side because i saw a post you made about feeling sad so i hope this brightens your day :p er.. or night! :D
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how shallow am i? i used to think this kid was kinda cute in jhs, then i bumped into him in college and he just overall downgraded in the way he looked. well, he recognized me and attempted to make convo and i was just like ‘please let this end already’
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this is exactly what i get for napping
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my after midnight blogging face
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i realized opposite sex convos are never not sexual. except when you’re talking to radley
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i took my grandma to the doctor’s and ended up being there for five long hours so i did some old people watching and noticed that every old person would give a back story to their appointment like “i’m 10 minutes late because my old hag of a wife told me i had to wear this giant down jacket if i go outside when it isn’t even that cold, i’m so hot” and the nurses...
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when do naps stop being naps and start being sleep
