i am very shallow
Lily: Look at all these letters for the train
Lily: A is for asshole you stupid asshole Radley
Lily: D is for dick because you're a dick Radley
Lily: F is for fuck you Radley
Lily: B is for black because you're black Radley
Lily: 6 is for the size of your big black penis Radley.. SOFT
Lily: BIG BLACK PENIS
fljdskfshdfs oh my god!
back to the old ball and chain tomorrow
it gets slightly weird when boys are skinnier than me … ..
even though tomorrow is a nice day i want to stay home and have a lily day
my work doesn’t deliver passed 61st-91st and today i answered a call and approved an order to 19th street
i’m literally just lying here doing nothing barely even moving and i’m still dying of heat
today i spent like a good 10 minutes laughing my ass off cause at work there’s this sushi chef that always smiles even when he’s cutting up the fish and im like “LOL i bet he’s talking to the salmon ‘hey salmon im gonna cut you today’”
i would like to learn how to cook but i don’t even know how to buy groceries
yesterday i was like not even half conscious i was sleeping so i totally forgot about it but there’s this stabbing pain around my shoulder neck area like every 10 seconds idk what’s going on
my little cousin she’s like 9 right and she has sweaty hands and feet. one day we went to the mall and she didn’t wear socks with her sneakers. so we went into a store and i’m walking around looking at stuff and she’s like ‘wait hold on!’ and i turn around and i see her taking her shoe off and FANNING HER FEET. i’m like ‘CHLOE OMG WAT ARE YOU...
a rare conversation on tumblr
Person A: wow i really like this
Person B: i don't like this
Person A: it's ok if you don't like it
Person B: and i respect you liking it